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A chaotic world, the scam of wizardry 「唯恐天下不魔」-「魔法鬼話」

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A chaotic world, the scam of wizardry

Author :
Chang Kai-Chi

Have you watched the movie "X-Men"? which is about some people with different super powers, called "mutant people", and the secret "variant" schools. It just like the wizardry school. Lots of people believe this world is chaotic, and they even believe the movie “Inception” is true. Some people choose to believe it because that make them feel great!  

That's just science fiction. In real life, they will emphasize that it is true, they will try to make you believe that you are a mutant, God has a plan to give you.  The people on earth are stupid, they don't believe you, so you will Excluded. You must be convinced that you have a mission, so you must practice wizardry. When the time is right, all the special people will appear at the same time and become a powerful group.

The catastrophe such as Earth 2012 is about to happen, because God has predicted that. It is unfortunate that humans on Earth are still ignorant.  In order to save mankind, God has assigned task to talents and you are one of those chosen by God. You have to pay very expensive tuition to learn these magic courses one by one. You must believe that you are a mutant/special, and don't bother to ridicule from stupid ignorant people around. The Platform Nine and Three-Quarters does exist. The Hogwarts School of Magic is also Real. Don't pay attention to those ignorant people. As long as you learned to hypnotize and manipulate dreams, you can also invade and control other people's dreams and subconscious, just like the movie "inception".

But you must come to class. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. After you miss it, you will slowly lose power and become a Muggle.

Much like a Ponzi scheme, the learned person knows the scam and then goes back to lie to other people in order to get back and even earn more. The most ridiculous thing is that you can use all the message related to magical/power to prove that your magic is true, even if it is just a novel movie or even a magic plot. In fact, magic has always been a misunderstanding of human beings. After the astrology, it developed into astronomy. The alchemist has evolved into chemistry.  Magical herbs, just like Chinese herbal medicines, has been unveiled.

However, wizardry has prevailed in Europe for at least a thousand years. After the European Religious Court's "Great Hunting" era, magical wizardry became a taboo that no one dared to touch, so there was a gap. Now the Holy See has removed the ban on wizardry. As a result, some people have old books, and the “knowledge” is wrapped up to sell to the modern people.

There are geeks, no mutants, and God can't save the earth's natural disasters. God has no plans to give task to anyone. But “wizardry school” have a big plan to make money from you. If you believe what they said, believe that you are the chosen one, and feel great about that. Then they have a plan to make you pay high tuition fees step by step. Of course, the disaster will not come. The mutants on the earth have no great unity to show the super powers.

If you are disappointed or doubtful, the wizardry school has the answer ready: “Because of the efforts of all the mutants who believed in God, everyone's pray has solved the catastrophe of the earth. God has made the disaster invisible. However, the earth disaster is not limited to this, and there are more upcoming. Don't worry, God has his plan, you will definitely get yours, all the mutants must unite and work hard to cultivate wizardry and super power.”

God is not to lie to you. You need have faith in God, have confidence in your wizardry teacher, have more confidence in yourself. You are selected!

「唯恐天下不魔」-「魔法鬼話」

作者:張開基

翻譯員:某君

有沒有看過「X戰警」?描述一些擁有不同超能力的人,被稱為「變種人」,然後有祕密的「變種人」學校。就像那個魔法學院的一樣,現在把「全面啟動」也當真來說,唯恐天下不亂,但就是有人相信,因為她們會讓人自命不凡。

那是科幻小說,她們也會強調那是真的,她們會試圖讓你相信自己是變種人,神有一個計劃要給你,但是,地球人都是愚蠢的,他們不相信你,所以你會被排斥,但是,你必須堅信自己是有使命的,所以必須好好修煉魔法,當時機成熟時,所有變種人就會同時出現,聯繫成一個勢力強大的團體。

為了拯救人類,因為地球2012之類的大災難就要發生了,因為神已經預言了,可惜地球人類都還懵懵懂懂,所以神不得不指派任務給天賦異秉的,所以你是被神選定的,你要繳很貴的學費來學習一門又一門的魔法,你一定要相信自己是變種人,不要理會愚蠢無知地球人的嘲笑,9又3/4月台確實存在,霍格華滋魔法學院也是真實的,不要理會那些麻瓜,只要學會催眠和操控夢境,你也能像「全面啟動」一樣侵入並掌控別人的夢境,還有潛意識。

不過記得你一定要來上課,這是你一生千載難逢的機會,錯過之後,你就會慢慢失去力量,變成麻瓜。

很像魔法老鼠會,學會的人知道其中的騙局之後,又回頭來騙其他人,以便撈本回來,甚至賺更多,最可笑的是;可以把任何只要跟魔法或者超能力,特異功能的訊息統統用來證明自己的魔法為真,即使只是小說電影甚至魔術情節。其實,魔法一直是被人類誤解的一環,占星術後來發展成天文學,鍊金術發展為化學,魔法草藥,反而像中國的草藥和中藥,早就被一一揭開神祕面紗了。

但是,魔法盛行在歐洲的年代至少有一千年,經過歐洲宗教法庭「大獵巫」時代,魔法巫術變成沒人敢碰觸的禁忌,所以出現斷層,現在教廷對巫術解禁,結果現在有人把舊書舊資料拿來直接包裝一下就來唬弄現代人了。

有怪胎,沒有變種人,神也解救不了地球的自然災害,神沒有計劃要給任何人,倒是一些搞魔法的有一個大計劃是針對你的,如果你相信了她們說的,相信自己是被選定的,覺得自命不凡,那麼她們是有一個一步一步讓你繳交高額學費的計劃,當然災難是不會來的,地球上的變種人也沒有大團結展現什麼超能力。

如果你因此失望或者懷疑,答案已經準備好了;因為正是所有變種人堅信神,大家共同的念力化解了地球的大災難,神讓災難化於無形,但是,地球災難不止這樣,還有好幾次,不要心急,神有他的計劃,一定會用得到你們的,所有變種人一定要團結努力,好好用功修煉魔法和超能力。

神不是騙你的,對神要有信心,對你的魔法老師也要有信心,對自己更要有信心,變種人是有重大使命的。


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